The Story of XX the 妖女...

This is some overdued post which i only manage to complete by now.. Heh..




Inspired by some silly crap by JJ and YY recently, as well as the fictitous story of the little Frog by averii... I've decided to do a short story too... And this is the Story of XX the 妖女...


On a bright sunny afternoon, JJ, XX and YY were attending their boring lesson as usual...

Yet they couldn't talk much because of a previous incident... (when a fierce somebody shouted "Do you mind??!!!", when XX and YY were only giggling at a moderate and acceptable noise level.)

So anyway, the three of them kept real quiet.. Some were stoning and some were diligently taking notes.. And surprisingly JJ was one of the stoners, because he's usually the one taking notes...


XX asked, "Are you okay?"

"Hmmm.. I'm not really feeling well.. Think i've a headache ever since the start of the lesson," JJ replied, "must be it's because I hadn't had a good sleep last night."


But he's wrong, damn wrong...
Little did he know that the real reason is so unexpected, simply beyond his imaginations... Muahaha... (OopS..)


JJ was having this headache throughout the whole day, making him very uncomfortable... He talked less than usual, more blur than usual and thinks slower than usual.. =X And he's like that even on the bus on the way home..

Meanwhile the other two was bored on the bus, so XX started an idle conversation...

XX asked, with a sweet smile, "Haha.. Hey i ask you ar.. If i don't talk, do you think i have a 天使般的脸孔??"

YY laughed so loudly that many heads turned... Even JJ laughed despite his splitting headache...


XX asked, "Eh, what's so funny??"

To JJ, YY commented, "Oh my god.. I think she has already exceeded the highest level of the Art of BHB man~"

XX --> "..."

Unknown to JJ and YY, anger was boiling within XX... Inside, she was furiously ROARing already... But on the surface she kept a nice smile throughout the journey. --> ^_^


Some minutes passed after the laughter had died down.. YY remained real quiet...


JJ asked, "Hey why are you so quiet suddenly?"

"I don't know.. I suddenly had a splitting headache...and i can feel myself getting weaker and weaker.." YY answered.

"Oh you too? I had a headache ever since i reached school... It's getting more and more terrible at the moment. So strange..." JJ commented.


It's at this moment, they realised that XX had an odd smile on her face...with a malicious twinkle in her eyes...


"Hiak hiak hiak hiak...!!!" XX laughed in her high pitch voice... Suddenly her 天使般的脸孔 was no more, and replaced with it was a devilish 的脸孔 instead..

"It's too late!! HAHAHA!!! I've finished sucking JJ's 阳气 already... And YY, yours is going to be depleted soon..." laughed XX, "so i might as well tell you the truth... I'm actually XX the thousand old 妖女.. And i've been collecting 阳气s to maintain my youthful 天使般的脸孔 all these years... MUAHAHAHaha..."

The truth crashed down upon them heavily... With a gasp of horror, they then realised the reason behind their headaches and discomfort these past few days

"I actually had wanted to let you guys live longer, so that i can enjoy my doses of 阳气 everyday.. and you all at most suffer from headaches.. But who ask you to infuriate me just now??!!!" snared XX, "so you all can't really blame me you know.. Ok, here's my stop. Enjoy your last moments together~ WahahahA..."

With that, she tapped her EZ-link card and alighted the bus.


All this while, the bus was really noisy with student's excited chatters about school and the aunties' complaints about the prices of their market purchases.. So no one took notice of the whole commotion..


By now, JJ had gone into an eternal sleep already..


While breathing his last, YY thought...

To think i had tortured myself by going to gym and doing exercises just to keep fit..

To think i had wasted so much money on my daily Yakults just to keep myself healthy...

In the end, 人算不如天算.. I still come to this ending despite my efforts...

Should have ate more while i could... ... ...

... ... ... ...


A tear rolled down from the corner of his eye...

With that, he opened his eyes no more...


Meanwhile, the bus was still moving at that ever so slow turtle-like speed...

While its noisy passengers are still chattering and chattering.....

~~~~End of Story~~~~

Author's note: All names, characters and vehicles appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ^__^